Last week my friend Shelly had a children’s themed karate and pizza birthday party, and it was amazing- EXCEPT they cut the pizza slices in half like when you were a kid.
Even as a kid I did not fall for this. I was like, “Yeah, I want the regular human being-sized slice, not this cocktail party appetizer version. Why don’t you get your cheap ass back in the station wagon, Mrs. Hargrove, and pick up a decent amount of pizza?”
Pizza Math = Hard
Sharing pizza with friends can be difficult, mostly because pizza math can be complicated.
Often you’ve got 3 people competing for 8 slices. Now the proper etiquette is that everyone gets two slices and once those slices are consumed, stand by for further instructions.
Most likely, one of the three people will volunteer to forgo their slice because that person is putting up a sort of “I’m not a pig” image campaign.
But if no one gives on their slice, the only way to proceed is to cut the remaining two slices into thirds, giving each person 2/3 of the two slices.
Also, be aware of the person cutting the thirds. He may have ulterior motives.
Like, he wants more pizza!
P.S. Pizza good.
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Daily Video
Ever wonder what those dudes are saying in a flame throwing rap battle? Here's a translation quick and easy to understand!
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Live at MUCH!!!!!!!!!
Hey champ, welcome back!
The end of the semester is apporoaching, which means that there's only a couple episodes of my radio show "Evolution" left. It airs Wednesdays at 5:30 on nr92.com. If you want to hear some songs send me an email at evolutionnr92@gmail.com or call me at 471-8833 during the show!
So let's get down to business.
The other day I thought it would be funny watch some MuchMusic. That channel never fails for some great comedy.
Whether it's the deer in the headlights hosts, the emo teens with skinny jeans, or the pre-pubescent suburban gangstas, I always let out a little chuckle when I turn on the MuchMusic.
But this time I let out more than a chuckle.
I was flat out rolling at the tweens screaming at the cast of the upcoming "film," "Twilight."
The only people laughing harder than me would be the Hollywood execs, who'll no doubt be rolling in dough in the coming weeks. And all they had to do was dump out a lame script, hire lame actors, and ride the "Hype Wave."
So the next time your resident Creationist denies our evolution from apes, turn on Live@Much and tell me how we're so much more sophisticated than the that family of chimps bouncing off their cages.
If anything I gotta give credit to the chimps. At least they don't hang on every word that drips from the mouth of Ben Mulroney.
The end of the semester is apporoaching, which means that there's only a couple episodes of my radio show "Evolution" left. It airs Wednesdays at 5:30 on nr92.com. If you want to hear some songs send me an email at evolutionnr92@gmail.com or call me at 471-8833 during the show!
So let's get down to business.
The other day I thought it would be funny watch some MuchMusic. That channel never fails for some great comedy.
Whether it's the deer in the headlights hosts, the emo teens with skinny jeans, or the pre-pubescent suburban gangstas, I always let out a little chuckle when I turn on the MuchMusic.
But this time I let out more than a chuckle.
I was flat out rolling at the tweens screaming at the cast of the upcoming "film," "Twilight."
The only people laughing harder than me would be the Hollywood execs, who'll no doubt be rolling in dough in the coming weeks. And all they had to do was dump out a lame script, hire lame actors, and ride the "Hype Wave."
So the next time your resident Creationist denies our evolution from apes, turn on Live@Much and tell me how we're so much more sophisticated than the that family of chimps bouncing off their cages.
If anything I gotta give credit to the chimps. At least they don't hang on every word that drips from the mouth of Ben Mulroney.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
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