Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Daily Video
Ever wonder what those dudes are saying in a flame throwing rap battle? Here's a translation quick and easy to understand!
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Live at MUCH!!!!!!!!!
Hey champ, welcome back!
The end of the semester is apporoaching, which means that there's only a couple episodes of my radio show "Evolution" left. It airs Wednesdays at 5:30 on nr92.com. If you want to hear some songs send me an email at evolutionnr92@gmail.com or call me at 471-8833 during the show!
So let's get down to business.
The other day I thought it would be funny watch some MuchMusic. That channel never fails for some great comedy.
Whether it's the deer in the headlights hosts, the emo teens with skinny jeans, or the pre-pubescent suburban gangstas, I always let out a little chuckle when I turn on the MuchMusic.
But this time I let out more than a chuckle.
I was flat out rolling at the tweens screaming at the cast of the upcoming "film," "Twilight."
The only people laughing harder than me would be the Hollywood execs, who'll no doubt be rolling in dough in the coming weeks. And all they had to do was dump out a lame script, hire lame actors, and ride the "Hype Wave."
So the next time your resident Creationist denies our evolution from apes, turn on Live@Much and tell me how we're so much more sophisticated than the that family of chimps bouncing off their cages.
If anything I gotta give credit to the chimps. At least they don't hang on every word that drips from the mouth of Ben Mulroney.
The end of the semester is apporoaching, which means that there's only a couple episodes of my radio show "Evolution" left. It airs Wednesdays at 5:30 on nr92.com. If you want to hear some songs send me an email at evolutionnr92@gmail.com or call me at 471-8833 during the show!
So let's get down to business.
The other day I thought it would be funny watch some MuchMusic. That channel never fails for some great comedy.
Whether it's the deer in the headlights hosts, the emo teens with skinny jeans, or the pre-pubescent suburban gangstas, I always let out a little chuckle when I turn on the MuchMusic.
But this time I let out more than a chuckle.
I was flat out rolling at the tweens screaming at the cast of the upcoming "film," "Twilight."
The only people laughing harder than me would be the Hollywood execs, who'll no doubt be rolling in dough in the coming weeks. And all they had to do was dump out a lame script, hire lame actors, and ride the "Hype Wave."
So the next time your resident Creationist denies our evolution from apes, turn on Live@Much and tell me how we're so much more sophisticated than the that family of chimps bouncing off their cages.
If anything I gotta give credit to the chimps. At least they don't hang on every word that drips from the mouth of Ben Mulroney.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Friday, November 14, 2008
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Daily Video
In the 70's there was a radio DJ who advocated for civil rights and was the voice of the "black man" in Washington D.C. His name was Petey Greene. Here's a hilarious clip of his TV special.
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Daily Video
Here's a song from Jim Carroll called "People Who Die." The only studio version i could find had this weird anime cartoon thing goin on. i dunno kinda cool. personally, i minimized the window and let the music encompass my mind.
Count em down
HeYO! That's my Sylvester Stallone impression. In text.
The greatest film makers ever are the Coen Brothers.
There I said it.
And your eyeballs popped outta your head and you was like "wha?? chaa?"
Deal with it. If you don't agree, then think of someone better. ANYONE... I dare you.
You could come up with a better all around director like Kubrick or Scorsese.
You could come up with a better all around writer like Paul Schrader or even Tarrantino.
But none of those fools can do it all like the Coens.
Especially with such consistency.
The films they've written, produced and directed are ALL classics.
Some of the greatest acting performances ever have come from their movies. E.g. Gabriel Byrne in "Miller's Crossing," Steve Buschemi and Frances McDormand in "Fargo," and my personal favorite is John Turturro in "Barton Fink." The list goes on and on.
So basically, the reason for this lovefest is to encourage you to indulge yourself in the glory of film perfection.
Whether it's comedy in "The Big Lebowski," romance in "Blood Simple," or utter drama perfection in "Barton Fink," the next time you're at BlockBuster avoid the "ACTION THRILL RIDE OF A LIFETIME" and get a Coen Bro's original. Your brain will thank you.
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
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Friday, November 7, 2008
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Moral Conundrum
A moral conundrum perhaps.
You have the choice of 2 options with which you must follow the rest of your life by.
1. No art/music/entertainment but you can have sex. By art, I mean no listening to music EVER, no reading literature, no movies, no tv, nothing. ...I think you get it. BUT you can "fornicate" all you want and "pleasure yourself," etc.
2. No sex BUT you can have art. No "pleasuring yourself." None of that. And you still have the same sex drive. But you get all the art you want. Unlimited movies and music and literature and paintings.
Personally, I'd go with option number two. No hesitation. I'm counting on Mother Nature to take care of the dirty work while I crank "Dark Side of the Moon" and watch "Wizard Of Oz."
Tell me what you think.
You have the choice of 2 options with which you must follow the rest of your life by.
1. No art/music/entertainment but you can have sex. By art, I mean no listening to music EVER, no reading literature, no movies, no tv, nothing. ...I think you get it. BUT you can "fornicate" all you want and "pleasure yourself," etc.
2. No sex BUT you can have art. No "pleasuring yourself." None of that. And you still have the same sex drive. But you get all the art you want. Unlimited movies and music and literature and paintings.
Personally, I'd go with option number two. No hesitation. I'm counting on Mother Nature to take care of the dirty work while I crank "Dark Side of the Moon" and watch "Wizard Of Oz."
Tell me what you think.
Sunday, November 2, 2008
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