Favorite video of the day

Hey! Here's my favorite video of the day. I'll post a new one every day from now on. 

This is the funniest video I've seen about Sarah Palin. This woman is a comedy gold mine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZsO7dZ__iw

Shell out the cash

Hello you. You're my favorite person in the world. You always stop by for a visit with biscuits and tea in hand, willing to talk politics and stuff.

Speaking of politics, the American Presidential race is getting really heated and both sides are pulling out all the stops. (If there are any stops left to pull out...)

Wednesday night Barack Obama spent $1 million for 3 different networks to play his 30 minute "infomercial." IN PRIME TIME!

This guy must have an elite team of advisors.

 There's no way one person could be so clever. 

Or rich.

With only 6 days left until decision day, the timing couldn't be better. 

I think most people make their decisions on what the TV tells them to do and Obama is hitting the couch potatoes where they hurt. 

Meanwhile, McCain and Palin are "feuding" in the middle of their own party.

They should turn this into a "Family Feud."

I'm taking the McCain's anyday over the Palin's. 

That Cindy McCain looks like she's part robot and probably has a 2.4Ghz processor as a brain. 

Just imagine the trivia knowledge she could cram into that hard drive.

And Johnny Boy's already proven he ain't human after surviving that P.O.W. camp.

Superhuman's the McCain's might be, but they won't win the election. 

Obama just can't be beaten. 

By humans, aliens or robots.

Just ask Hillary Clinton.

TWO movie reviews!!!

Oliver Stone’s “bio-pic” of everyone’s favorite president, George W. Bush is a film that made me smile.

I'm a closet fan of Dubya... I think it’s my masochistic nature, and the movie reminded me of all the reasons I get a kick out of Bush.

The disposition of a kitten, Sincere ignorance and always looking to make people smile.

Ace actor Josh Brolin turns in the greatest role of his career.

Going into the theatre I was worried I would just be looking at lame impressions of famous politicians, but Brolin and rising star Elizabeth Banks jump off the screen in their respective roles.

There will be Oscar nominations from this film. Don't miss it!


A new DVD release is Indiana Jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull.

It was a huge summer success, grossing almost 200 million dollars. But, I waited until now to watch it and was pleasantly surprised.

A ridiculous story, and over the top acting require you to suspend your disbelief for about 90 minutes.

So if you can do THAT, then you’ll have a blast watching Indiana Jones in his latest adventure.

Grant Rant #1

There comes a time in everyones life where they have to make a monumental choice.

A decision that will shake the path of time.

A fork in the road that has 2 diverging paths with which we examine the issues and figureout a way to benefit the world and mankind.

This decision I'm talking about is...MAC OR PC.

Mac or pc mac or pc... I hear people yelling about it all the time.

I see commercials on TV with one making fun of the other and the other deciding not to fightback and instead lie in the fetal postion while it takes a massive marketing beating.

I've seen things I can't erase when it comes to mac vs. pc fights.

Nerds getting beaten with their mighty mouses. Apple dorks having their brains exploded by excel spreadsheets. It's not easy living in a world like this.

My dreams are haunted and some nights I barely get my 11 hours of deep REM sleep.

So in a world where the battle of mac and pc wages on, I have one piece of advice for you.

Buy a pc. Buy a mac. Heck even buy a commodore 64.

Take it to Papua, New Guinea and fascinate the tribespeople with your "magic box."

You'll be like C3PO in "Return of the Jedi" when he meets the Ewoks.

And if theres someone I've always wanted to be, its C3PO.

Or Anthony Daniels. The actor who played C3PO.

Or Oprah.

Science

So i've been reading about biology and chemistry and stuff. Especially brain chemistry. Your brain has all these molecules and chemicals in it. We are reaching the point in modern science where the brain is almost conquered. NOT. It's totally trial and error. Every week there's a new drug or prescription that totally flips your behaviour and attitude. It's like A Clockwork Orange. It is in times like these that we must tread with caution. Or else our brains will explode. And then you'll be sorry.

mosquito

publishing videos is fun. i just published videos. it was fun. theres this freakin mosquito flying around me and he or she or it won't go away. it is an immortal mosquito. it might even be a fruit fly. i eat fruit. its kind of gross when you think that the fruit you eat has fly eggs in it. blechh. 

but maybe that's why i have become so powerful. from eating the eggs of insects.  ...now that i have discovered and revealed my secret to you, i will have to kill you. either that or save up and buy one of those men in black mind eraser things. whichever is easier.

lunchtime

Lunchtime. In Asia and Africa the people eat their big meal at lunch instead of supper. How stupid is this. I know. But WAIT! More people live in Asia and Africa than North America. So maybe we are the heathens, eating our giant meals in the evening time. Followed up by a nice dessert of delicious pastries. Such savages.

I think I just realized why those dudes eat their big meal at lunchtime. It's because they are poor. Give them money. Donate. Send cheque or money order to "Help The World" c/o Grant Belous at grantbelous.blogspot.com