Grant Rant #1

There comes a time in everyones life where they have to make a monumental choice.

A decision that will shake the path of time.

A fork in the road that has 2 diverging paths with which we examine the issues and figureout a way to benefit the world and mankind.

This decision I'm talking about is...MAC OR PC.

Mac or pc mac or pc... I hear people yelling about it all the time.

I see commercials on TV with one making fun of the other and the other deciding not to fightback and instead lie in the fetal postion while it takes a massive marketing beating.

I've seen things I can't erase when it comes to mac vs. pc fights.

Nerds getting beaten with their mighty mouses. Apple dorks having their brains exploded by excel spreadsheets. It's not easy living in a world like this.

My dreams are haunted and some nights I barely get my 11 hours of deep REM sleep.

So in a world where the battle of mac and pc wages on, I have one piece of advice for you.

Buy a pc. Buy a mac. Heck even buy a commodore 64.

Take it to Papua, New Guinea and fascinate the tribespeople with your "magic box."

You'll be like C3PO in "Return of the Jedi" when he meets the Ewoks.

And if theres someone I've always wanted to be, its C3PO.

Or Anthony Daniels. The actor who played C3PO.

Or Oprah.